Welcome to my Strange Emails section. Here you will find weird emails that I've received. Each email that I show follows up with a response I'm sure you'll find most amusing. Enjoy! From: saleha@parvin57.freeserve.co.uk To: dadarkvegeta@hotmail.com NOTE: This was a an application for the button exchange. yourname=john the grim reaper email=ekusct@hotmail.com sitename=thedbzsss siteurl=http://hgbydxvteytrs.com hitsaday=345 comments=ya site is a pile of (REMOVED) shit. why should i vote fro your site before i have seen it. (REMOVED) YA SITE IS (REMOVED) AND ME AND MY FRIENDS AND MY SITE AFFIIATES WILL NEVER GO ON IT IT ANDF WE WILL DISS IT ON ARE NEWS PAGE My Response: I have just been laughing for 5 minutes straight...lol... I have never received such a stupid email in my entire life. Okay, first of all, "John" please calm down. Okay secondly, I want you to read this carefully, your email address is "saleha@parvin57.freeserve.co.uk" NOT "ekusct@hotmail.com". You, and your friends, and your "affiiates" will never go on my site? But you're on my site right now! You might want to try the dictionary to see the meaning of "on". Do you need some help "fro" looking up on in the dictionary? By the way, our "andf" are are two different words. Please use your idiot check before sending me another stupid email. But as a compliment, your stupid email really brightened my day. Never have I heard such a funny email...yet so stupid. From: REMOVED@aol.com To: dadarkvegeta@hotmail.com #1 your stats 4 all shows for the past 25 besides like 5 days you barely got over 200 hits #2my other affiliates is none of your buisness , cause for all you know i own that site also #3your to (REMOVED) of a webmaster for me to affiliate with you My response: First of all, I got over 200 hits everyday at the time. Besides, I was changing layouts. Even my Stats4All counter proved his statement wrong. Please, next time don't read YOUR OWN counter. If you want to falsely criticize MY counter, look at MINE. LOL. Second of all, you made all of those sites that were under your affiliates? You mean that you affiliate with yourself? Do you make friends with yourself too? LOL. Your to? My what? To go where? Are you sure you didn't mean "You're too..."? LOL. Use SPELL AND GRAMMAR CHECK. Last of all, I'm too "something" for him to affiliate with me. Then why did he put my button under his Affiliate section? LOL. Try the USE COMMON SENSE check next time too! Haha. DaDarkVegeta is merely a fansite of Dragonball/Z/GT. I did NOT create Dragonball/Z/GT, nor did I have a part in producing it. ©2001, Bird Studio/Shueisha, Toei Animation. Licensed by FUNimation Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved, or as otherwise directed by FUNimation. I created this site simply to encourage people to watch the Dragonball/Z/GT series. This site is not meant to infringe on any copyrights. I spent a lot of time working on this site to bring you original content. Please do not steal our files/layout. Thank you. Web Page Design © DaDarkVegeta |
